“I’m a Heavy Smoker” T-Shirt

Let them stare ... they’ll figure it out when they catch the scent of hickory and glory. The “I’m a Heavy Smoker” tee is for those who live by the pit and breathe in flavor. It’s bold, tongue-in-cheek, and unmistakably Smoking Beards®. Made from soft, premium cotton that holds up to long hours of low and slow, this shirt celebrates the art of smoke, patience, and bragging rights earned in the fire.

Because around here, we smoke brisket, not bad habits.